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Penguin Axe T‑Shirt — "Flight Was Never An Option" Cute Dark Humor Tee

$15.83

Colors: White

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A soft, classic tee with a sly sense of humor — this shirt shows a determined penguin clutching an axe with the line “FLIGHT WAS NEVER AN OPTION.” It sits mid-chest on a clean white field, balancing playful illustration with minimalist design. Lightweight but sturdy cotton keeps the print crisp, while the tubular-knit construction and ribbed collar hold shape through repeated wear. Wear it on weekend hikes, casual meetups, or around fireside gatherings when you want to wink at the absurd. The relaxed cut layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeves, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Built with ethical, OEKO-TEX certified cotton and reinforced shoulder taping, it’s a comfortable everyday shirt that feels built to last.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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